Wednesday, September 19, 2007

I'm an Open Book

I can talk about anything here, so why am I drawing a blank?

Any burning questions you guys want answered? Here's your chance!

Go!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I've asked you this before, and I don't feel like the answer was ever full fleshed out, so I will ask again:

Do you know the way to San Jose?

T said...

Yes, yes, I do.

You follow the yellow brick road, over the river and through the woods, go through Amarillo by Morning then get your kicks on Route 66 before getting a Rocky Mountain High. Stop in at the Hotel California for some rest then head north and you're there.

Anonymous said...

They call me "T" also, so let's talk sometime. My question is - what's your number?

T said...

TallTim, you're so sweet. Of course you can have my number. It's 713-438-5678. Of course, it might be easier to remember this way, 713-GET-LOST.

Anonymous said...

Hmm. That is easy to remember, but I called and it was an investment company. Are you saying you'd like to invest in me? You probably can't tell, but I'm not too good at reading between the lines.

Hilary said...

If it takes a hen and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

But more importantly - How come comments don't wrap when I read your blog in firefox?

T said...

Hilary, I've just given notice at my job and I'm going to make it my life's work to determine the answer to your question. (I might be homeless pretty soon without my job. Can I live with you while I do the research? My monkey and I shouldn't take up too much space.)

Haven't you been paying attention? Blogger is like the anti-christ of blogs and the comments don't wrap just to annoy you.

Kathy Howe said...

You mean your number isn't 867-5309??

T said...

Pfft. I had to change it. Everyone in the world was calling me. Some guy did a song about me (though he called me Jenny to protect my anonymity -- It seems I'm always hiding) and life was never the same after that.